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Honest husbandry from two keepers who actually keep them. No fluff, no fear-mongering, and a focus on the animals most care sheets get wrong. New guides added over time.
We write about what we keep, we say when something does not work, and everything here is what we do in our own collection.
What they are actually like to live with, from a keeper with captive-bred animals. Temperament, housing, humidity, and honest sourcing advice.
Read the guide -> Buying honestlyWhat the labels actually mean, what researchers have documented about laundering, and how to find a breeder whose word is worth something.
Read the guide ->Two great beginner geckos with real differences. An honest side-by-side to help you pick the one that fits your home.
Coming soonEvery layer, plant, and part in a working bioactive enclosure, and what we would do differently next time.
Coming soonIsopods and springtails are the engine of a bioactive tank. Which species to use, how many, and how to keep them thriving.
Coming soonThe honest all-in number most sellers leave out, from the animal to the enclosure to the running costs.
Coming soonA calm, step-by-step checklist for the most common panic moment, and when it is time to worry.
Coming soonEvery guide is general. Your animal is specific. If you want a real set of eyes on your setup, book a husbandry consult and we will walk through it with you.